mexican boy

[SamuliS]

It was the first day of school and a new student
named Pedro Martinez, the
son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth
grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
American history.

"Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' " She
saw a sea of blank
faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said,
"Government of the
people, by the people, for the people, shall not
perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
be ashamed! Pedro, who
is new to our country, knows more about its history
than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!"

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm
gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who
said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese
Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and
shouting to the teacher,
Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost mob hysteria, a student said, "You
little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice,
"Gary Condit to Chandra
Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered
around her on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally someone throws an eraser at Pedro, and
someone shouted "Duck"!

Teacher groggily asked, "Who said that?"

Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006."

[iPixie]

*groans*

[kallekilponen]

[Jepe]

Hehe

[Jouna-]

heh