If you recieve an e-mail with the subject of 'Bad Times', delete it immediately
This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet
It will re-write your hard drive
Not only that, but it will scramble any discs that are even close to your computer
It will re-calibrate your refridgerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts
It will de-magnetise the strips on all your credit cards
Screw up the tracking on your VCR
And use sub-space field harmonics to render any CDs you try to play unreadable
It will give your ex-boy or girlfriend your new phone number
It will mix anti-freeze into your fish tank
It will drink all your beer, and leave it's socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over
It will put a dead kitten in your back pocket of your good suit, and hide the car keys when you're late for work
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Bad Times will give you dutch Elm disease
It will leave the toilet seat up
It will make a batch of methamphetamine in your bathtub
And then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower
These are just a few of the signs
Be very, very careful
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